Only The Best With Our Fish
There are frequently stellar wits on the plane that, during the service, preemptively ask for filet mignon or some such. My stock answer is, "Oh, we just have Chilean sea bass today." Well, the other day, some guy preempted, I answered stock, and he laughed... and then after I served him a drink and asked him what he wanted for snack, he asked, "You say something about chili?" And you know what? I'm pretty sure he was serious.