Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Utah Department Of Unsubtlety

Back in Louisiana, they would always announce a 'traffic accident' on the radio traffic report. Here in Utah, they call it a 'crash.' That's why I love Utah; the Man is there to stop you from drinking real beer, but he's got no problem with anyone broadcasting a mental picture of fire and eyeballs for the young and traumatizable masses. Cheers!

2 Comments:

Anonymous sandtalker said...

Do they still only sell hard liquor at the "State Liquor Agency" out there?

4:23 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

Yup. That's what God says to do, so that's how we do it here. Heathen.

12:09 AM  

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