Utah Department Of Unsubtlety
Back in Louisiana, they would always announce a 'traffic accident' on the radio traffic report. Here in Utah, they call it a 'crash.' That's why I love Utah; the Man is there to stop you from drinking real beer, but he's got no problem with anyone broadcasting a mental picture of fire and eyeballs for the young and traumatizable masses. Cheers!
2 Comments:
Do they still only sell hard liquor at the "State Liquor Agency" out there?
Yup. That's what God says to do, so that's how we do it here. Heathen.
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