That Guy, You Know The One

There's always this guy that, during your announcements, waves at you with the 'I can't hear you, your announcements aren't going out' wave. Every nineteenth flight or so, there he is. There's nothing we can do about it... one of the few things we can't control is the volume on the PA. The horizontal, yes. The vertical, ditto. But no volume. So this last time I saw the wave, I toddled over after the announcement to tell him about our volumetric impotence. And he said, "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"