Since the dawn of man, all humans have known someone who had a friend who was a flight attendant. Here, now, I am that friend.I've Made The Big Time
Someone left a Men's Health magazine on the plane today, and I snatched it up, gleeful that I wouldn't be forced to read about more damn Lauren and Heidi. One of the things in this magazine was a list of unexpected things that make you sick. Things like shopping carts and public phones. Number six was a flight attendant. How about that... I'm an agent of doom. BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH!
posted by Phil at 2:06 AM
2 Comments:
It's kind of funny how most of these things are objects you end up touching with your hands - do you end up getting man handled much?
I have a rule while I'm working. Those who paw me draw back a stump. Off hours, anything goes.
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