Live From Far-Flung Regions

You guys see I have a Tanzanian reader? Wow. Thanks for reading, you. Stop by and say hi, and listen to this story of how I embarrassed myself in front of an African once. I met this guy in college who told me he was from South Africa, and I said, "Really? What country?"
And someone just popped up in New Zealand. You've invited too. And of course I have an embarrassing story about N.Z. as well; I had to ask a friend what that hook-shaped thing off the coast of Australia was. In my defense, she'd lived there. So now that's two Yanks that know where it is. There goes the country.