WTHYA Is The New WTHIB

Over there on the right, just under the WTHIB Map, is the newest feature here at WTHIP. Referred to me by my first South American reader who was not trying to sell me a camisole, it's the Where The Hell YOU Are Map. If you click on it, it'll give you the details, but basically, whenever someone logs in at WTHIP, it puts a red dot on the map where they logged in from. This is the coolest thing ever. Apparently it posts the dots in waves, because for a while I had nothing... I was beginning to think I had gone too long without posting and everyone had assumed I crashed (all knowing exactly what face I was making). But now I have like six or seven blips on the radar. I can identify some of them... for example, that's Bup up there in Minnesota, L.M. down along the gulf, Indigeaux in New England, and Akutyger in the middle of Brazil. But I got someone way down on the Mexican border, and over in Europe, and another one in Brazil? This is too cool. It's kinda like the old Why We Fight videos in WWII, where the Nazis spill ink all over the globe, except it's me, benignly chucking red M&Ms.
Until I get a foothold, myoo-ha-ha-ha.
Here's an idea. Start calling your dots. See if you can figure out which of you is which. I'm pretty sure I know who you all are. But surprise me.