The Red Menace Strikes!

You may remember a certain paranoid rant from a few months back involving cheese, the airline industry, and the Soviet Union. If you don't, go back and find it... it was pretty good. None of you believed anything I said, of course. But now I have proof of the subtle infiltration of our great nation by sly Red tendrils.

You'll listen next time. Only then you'll be listening in Russian.