Can't See Me
I'm assuming that most of the people reading this will either be in Louisiana or not in it, so either way you'll have a viewpoint. You know how, in Louisiana, when you try to sleep with the covers over your face, you have about five minutes of dark warm bliss before you start to suffocate? Well, here in Utah, that is not the case. For whatever geographical reason, I am able to sleep the entire night with covers over my head in the monster avoidance position, and wake up not dead. Thought maybe I'd articulate that oddity of nature, in case there are any bedding scientists out there that wanna clear things up.