Out Of The Woods

About three months ago, I tried to fry a plant on my new balcony. I am happy to report that, after a lengthy convalescent leave, a painkiller addiction and a stint in rehab, the plant is fine. First aid is kinds the opposite of first aid for people... if there's a part that's having trouble, you just slice it off, and the plant gets better. I just went nuts with a pair of scissors, and now we're all green again.

I saved one of the more healthy-looking lengths and have jammed it into a vase. It's supposed to send out roots eventually (if the internet is to be believed). If that happens, I will have successfully cloned a plant. Fear me.