Arm, Wherefore Art Thou Sticky
For a while now, I've been noticing that, when I get off the plane, my forearms and only my forearms are inexplicably sticky. I never gave it much thought, because airplane cabins are seething cesspools of germs and virii, and so I just take a shower instead of trying to itemize the source of every ick. But today as I was handing a passenger a carbonated drink, the sun filtered through the window and lit up the eight-inch fountain of spray that the bubbles spritz up over the drink and onto my arm.
Another mystery solved.
Another mystery solved.
Since the dawn of man, all humans have known someone who had a friend who was a flight attendant. Here, now, I am that friend.
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