Of Hammers And Toilet Seats

And speaking of coffee, one of the mechanics came on board today to fix a leaky coffee machine, and in the course of fixing/cursing the machine, he mentioned that these particular coffee machines cost five thousand dollars. Five thousand. And there's two of these percolating juggernauts side by side in each galley. That's ten thousand bucks worth of coffee. You could almost buy your own ship for that.