Just Plain Old F@#K

This is a thing that actually happened about four months ago, and I'm just now calm enough to write about it. Back at the old apartments, I was backing out of the covered parking and some guy came blasting through the lot behind me, and while I was paying attention to him, I stopped paying attention to the pole holding up the covered parking, and there was what those in the collision industry call a 'paint exchange.'

This is something 'oh my heck' just does not cover.