Since the dawn of man, all humans have known someone who had a friend who was a flight attendant. Here, now, I am that friend.Never Tell Me The Odds
While I was demonstrating the seat belt in my imitable style the other day, a lady in the second row good-naturedly said, "Come on... if we go down, what are our chances of getting out of here?"
I said, "Ma'am, with me on board, they're 100%."
I actually got applause for that.
I said, "Ma'am, with me on board, they're 100%."
I actually got applause for that.
posted by Phil at 2:03 PM
2 Comments:
Oh, can I send that to Reader's Digest? PLEEEEEZE?
L.M.
Was it said in your best Indiana Jones voice or what?
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