What Not To Say If You Want To Stay On The Plane

Today this lady gets on board, and just before we close the door, she mentions that she gets violently airsick every time she flies. During every part of flight this happens, she says. She also states that she passes out and sometimes needs mouth-to-mouth, and that the only reason she lived the last time it happened was because a doctor was there to rub ice on her face to wake her back up.
The gate agents came right back on board to take this lady back off our airplane.