Monday, February 05, 2007

That Lovely Car Wreck Kinda Feeling

I could take the long way and explain through prose the level of pain I'm in this wonderful morning after, but it would be much quicker to do a quick muscle inventory.

Pronator Teres - sprained
Wrist Flexors - pulled
Trapesius - strained
Rhomboids - broken
Latissimus Dorsi - destroyed
Quadriceps - mangled beyond belief
External Obliques - missing
Peroneus Longus - shredded
Gluteus Maximus - strangely unaffected

What the hell made me think snowboarding was a good idea, again?
That said, I'll be back out there on the slopes as soon as I can move.


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