New Feature

I have, of late, become obsessed with the number of states I've been to. I am determined to get to all fifty. And so, to mark my progress, I have installed the Where The Hell I've Been Map, up there at the top right of the page. This is a real-time way for you and me to chart my own personal Manifest Destiny. I have actually been in more states than shown, but in order to assure that I've actually gotten out and seen the place, I've instituted the rule that I must actually lose consciousness in the state for it to count. So overnights and barfights are both legal.
Stay tuned...