The Gospel According To Best Buy

"And Samsung said unto them: Thou shalt recieve a television of inordinate size, capable of HD, and thou shalt pay more than thou shouldst for it. And then with this television thou wilt ascend the stairs in a most difficult fashion, straining both thy back and forearms, and those of thy roommate. And then the tiny living room of thy apartment (which thou usest as a bedroom because thou art ghetto) shalt be dominated by this television, and thou wilt have no place to put thy bed. But you shall endure these tribulations, because in my name thou shalt have TV!
And the people rejoiced, because TV is good."