The Location Of The Rebel Base...

... is Salt Lake City, Utah. We found out our domiciles amidst the graduation chaos.
I will become a Utahn.
Of course, anything I say about that right now will be moot in a few months when I actually know what I'm talking about, but I'm optimistic so far. Six-lane streets, very clean, and all the Mormons I can eat. Plus, a lot of fires... during the late night cram sessions at the hotel, we had all heard fire trucks blast by us once or twice a night, and we just figured SLC was a pyromaniac town. But one of the locals explained that lightning strikes in the mountains ignite the dry grass out there and there's your fires.
So that's why they're so militant here about the lawn sprinklers.